February 2011
When someone wakes me up:
Only I’m not that cute and cuddly when I wake up hahaha
Watchwheredoesitallgowrong:
just click play
MOTHER OF GOD.
A lot of people bringing up God in their messages...
“It’s against God’s will.”
“God will punish you for this.”
Hmmm.
Well a child in Africa starves to death every four seconds on average. It’s easy to bring this to light if you click every four seconds. All day.
As far as I am concerned, your God is the most successful child-killer in history.
Or am I not meant to point that out?
Cassie: I don't know why I am the way I am.
Sid: It's alright.
Cassie: No, it's not alright. Something makes me hate everything.
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
January 2011
when you're in the middle of texting and you...
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
